7/27/14 Affliction Results

( XMW Logo Flashes )

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJDm2aEz9sA plays. )

( Affliction intro is played before the cameras cut into the arena where a display of fireworks and pyro shoots up on the stage, as the camera zooms to the announce table )

Vincent Price: Hello everybody... and WELCOME TO THE REBIRTH OF XMW!! THIS IS AFFLICTION, and YOU'RE looking LIVE here in Chicago, Illinois in the ALLSTATE ARENA!! My name is Vincent Price and I'm sitting ringside with my partner --

Chris Walker: Hello ladies, my name is Chris Walker, and I'll take it from here after a horrible introduction... let's get things started!! Tonight, we have a HUGE main-event.. as TLA and Matt Miles will team up to face the team of Kale Mercer and Adrian Thorne!!

Vincent Price: Don't forget, Alex Wolfe is taking on Chris Houston.. and we have the DEBUT of the Mile High Club, hosted by yours truly... MATT MILES!! Tonight is going to be a big night, and we're going to start it off with the man who made this all possible… Jacob Steele!

( Jacob Steele's theme hits, as he comes out to a standing ovation from the crowd )

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the XMW Chairman of the Board... JAAAAAACOOOOOOBBBB STEEEEEEELEEEEEE!!!

Vincent Price: Here comes the man who signs OUR paychecks, and made his own dream, as well as many become a reality.. Jacob Steele! Jacob Steele trots down to the ring, and has a microphone in hand, I expect he's going to make a HUGE announcement!

Chris Walker: Good observation, but Vincent, I got word that we're going to learn about the possibility of a general manager! Let's listen in to what Jacob has to say.

Crowd: XMW! XMW! XMW!

Jacob Steele: Thank you, thank you... it truly is an honor to be standing here before you, as the Chairman and the creator of Xtreme Mayhem Wrestling, and I am glad to say... WE ARE BACK!!

( The crowd gets ecstatic. )

Jacob Steele: XMW has been shot down and destroyed before, but above all else, it's back and we're here to STAY! This time, XMW will be put on the map and be bigger and stronger and BETTER than it ever has been before, and that's why I'm out here, to show that XMW is here to stay, but I'm also out here to give you good people a general manager! I, as chairman, would LOVE to be the man running the show, but that would be selfish of me. So, after casting many interviews, and talking to many people... I've pulled a couple strings and have decided on someone who should be the GM... and ladies and gentlemen, please focus your attention to the titantron, as your General Manager is standing right there behind the curtains, about to make his entrance... so please give a warm welcome to.....

( Nick Angel's theme hits, as he comes out to a big ovation from the crowd. )

Jacob Steele: NICCCCCCCKKKK ANGEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

Chris Walker: WOW!! What a big announcement by Jacob Steele! THIS IS A HUGE SIGNING FOR XMW!! WE'VE GOT NICK ANGEL RUNNING AFFLICTION!! I LIKE THIS!!

Nick Angel: Everybody... WELCOME TO AFFLICTION!! I am YOUR GENERAL MANAGER!!! I am Nick Angel, a big name in this business, if you will.. and I am honored to be standing in front of you amazing fans. As your GM, I can promise that I will be the best man for the job, and make sure to entertain each and every single one of you people. I have come here because my good friend, Jacob, has asked me to, and he believed that I was the man for the job. I know how to run things smoothly, and as the man here in XMW, I can assure you things will be at their 100% best, and that I shall be the greatest GM ever, and I will also be unbiased, and run things the way YOU guys, meaning the fans, want them to be!

( The fans cheer )

Jacob Steele: Your general manager... NICK ANGEL EVERYBODY!!

Nick Angel: Thank you, Jacob.. I got it from here. I know you got big things to do, so you're welcome to get going, and I'll handle things from here.

Jacob Steele: Thank you, I'll see you in the back tonight..

( Jacob Steele and Nick Angel shake hands as Jacob exits. )

Nick Angel: Normally, you would see me as a wrestler, lacing up my boots and competing for you wonderful fans, but.. sadly, my body has worn down over the years, and I can no longer compete... as much as I would love to, but I can do the second best thing: be in command, and make sure this show is the best show on television, every single Sunday! And I can assure you that, because ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that we have signed many new additions to the XMW Roster, along with some big names including Y2Impact, Liam Catterson, Alex Wolfe… And the list goes on!

( The crowd erupts into a roar of cheers. )

Nick Angel: XMW is looking up, and man.. I am PROUD to be the man running this show. I am excited, and I can't wait.. so, I'm going to get going so we can have our first match!

( Nick Angel's theme hits, as he is about to exit the ring, as soon as Tornado's theme hits, and the crowd boo's. )

( The lights in the arena are flashing different colors, and Tornado comes out doing crazy stunts, and jumps over the ropes, into the ring. )

Nick Angel: Well, hello, Tornado..

Tornado: Nick.. my man.. I am very excited to see that you have signed all these roster members, but you forgot to announce THE biggest signing here to XMW...

Nick Angel: Oh yeah, who did I forgot? Adrian Thorne? TLA? Crow? Kale? Isaac? Terry? Oh, you must mean Alex Wolfe. That man is the best thing since sliced bread.

Tornado: No, you forgot me... TORNADO! I am the biggest thing in this company, and you know it! I know it.. and that's why you didn't book me in a match tonight. But in reality, you should have! The ratings for this should would be through the roof!

( Tornado regrips the mic, looking up at Nick Angel )

Tornado: I am better than all of those men that you mentioned! I should be on the show tonight! You know what, Nick... I DEMAND YOU PUT ME IN A MATCH RIGHT NOW!! Or else, bad things will happen.

Nick Angel: Oh yeah? Like what, Tornado? Please, fascinate me, right now.. I dare you.

Tornado: I will QUIT XMW!!

Nick Angel: You're not a big loss.. hell, I'm sure these people would be happy to see you gone.

( The crowd cheers. )

Tornado: SHUT UP!!!! I AM THE NEXT XMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND YOU KNOW IT!! I usually look at the bright side of life, and nothing will get me down, ESPECIALLY NOT YOU! You Nick Angel.. you're a has-been. You can't compete anymore.. you lost your touch. You're afraid of me, aren't you?

Nick Angel: Not at all, but I'd like you to turn around... I have somebody waiting to meet you!

Vincent Prince: OH MY!! IT'S ADRIAN THORNE!! HE SPINS TORNADO AROUND AND DRILLS HIM WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE!! Tornado is back up… Adrian kicks him in the gut! He’s running against the ropes… PANDORA’S BOX! ADRIAN JUST RAMMED TORNADO’S HEAD INTO THE MAT WITH HIS FOOT!

Chris Walker: It looks like Tornado isn't as good as he says he is... and he was just SQUASHED by Adrian Thorne!

( Nick Angel raises Adrian Throne’s hand in joy, and he points to him, as the crowd cheers )

Vincent Prince: Wow.. what a way to start off the rebirth of XMW!!

Chris Walker: Absolutely, Vincent! With that note, let’s head to commercial break and come back to our first match of the night!

( Commercial Break )

( Alex Wolfe Fruity Pebbles commercial plays. )

( 40 days until the 2014-2015 NFL Season kick off! )

( The camera fades back in from the commercial break with Terry Chambers already in the ring. )

Chris Walker: Welcome back, folks! We’re here live in the Allstate Arena as we bring you XMW’s rebirth show! Terry Chambers is already in the ring for this one on one action between him and Ignitex so let’s get this show started!

( “Not Strong Enough” by Apocalyptica begins to play as Ignitex makes his way to the ring. )

AJ Richards: And his opponent… Weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds… From Minneapolis, Minnesota… IGGGGNNNIITTTEEEXXXX!!!!

Vincent Price: It’s like monster vs. giant here with these two. Not sure how this will turn out but I’m sure it’ll be a good one.

( Chris Walker puts on the same mask as Ignitex. )

Chris Walker: LET’S GO IGNITEX!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Chris Walker: Terry Chambers isn’t wasting anytime here as he charges right at Ignitex! Ignitex just stands there… OH MY GOD! IGNITEX JUST CONNECTED THAT SPINNING SIDE SLAM THAT HE CALLS THE HAVOC BUSTER! THIS CAN’T BE OVER ALREADY!! HE COVERS!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Not Strong Enough” by Apocalyptica begins to play again as Ignitex stands over Terry Chambers. )

AJ Richards: And your winner… IGNITEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX!!!!!!!

Chris Walker: I’m not even sure what to say about this… Ignitex just manhandled Terry Chambers like he was nothing…

Vincent Price: I think Ignitex should be a force that is feared throughout all of XMW now. There’s a monster on the loose!

( Ignitex stares right at Vincent. )

Chris Walker: I think he heard you….

Vincent Price: No shit…

( The camera cuts backstage to Vic Vendetta walking through the halls with a lady on each side of him. They turn a corner only to run into Samuel King walking with a girl on each side of him. )

Vic Vendetta: Watch where you’re going, asshole. You almost ran into my ladies.

Samuel King: Excuse me? You’re the one that almost ran into MY ladies. YOU watch where I’M going next time.

Vic Vendetta: Ladies, who almost ran into who?

( The ladies both look at each other confused, not knowing what to say. )

Vic Vendetta: Really? That’s how it’s going to be?

( Vic pushes the ladies off him. Samuel glares at both girls at his sides. )

Samuel King: This is unbelievable. How could you two do this to me?

( Samuel pushes both the girls off him. The girls all walk away together with a look of disgust towards Vic and Samuel. )

Vic Vendetta: This is all your fault. If you hadn’t almost ran into me and my girls around that corner, this wouldn’t of happened.

Samuel King: I’d suggest you shut your mouth while you have the chance.

( Samuel and Vic stand face to face, just glaring at each other. )

( Nick Angel walks up to Samuel and Vic. )

Nick Angel: Ladies, calm down. There’s no point in fighting back here. Why don’t you settle this next week in a match with each other.

( Samuel pulls his attention away from Vic and directs it to Nick. )

Samuel King: Sounds good to me.

( Samuel starts to walk off. )

Nick Angel: Actually…

( Samuel stops mid step. )

Nick Angel: I don’t think you understand… I said with each other. Not against each other…

Vic Vendetta: Excuse me?

Nick Angel: I want you two in tag team action against two other valuable members of the XMW Roster.

Samuel King: I’m sorry, did you say… Tag team?

Nick Angel: I did, indeed. It’ll be Vic Vendetta and Samuel King versus…

( Nick looks at both Samuel and Vic. )

Nick Angel: Y2Impact and Minerva.

Samuel King: Isn’t Minerva a woman? You expect me to hit a woman?

Vic Vendetta: Is this a joke?

( Nick chuckles. )

Nick Angel: Keep making jokes, the match is happening. Keep making those jokes and you’ll regret it. I’m just warning you.

( Nick walks out of sight as the camera fades with Vic and Samuel making confused and disgusted looks towards Nick Angel. )

( Commercial Break )

( The camera pans into the arena with thousands of fans cheering as it sees Chris Elite, Trent Richards, Pr0xy, and Stan Strong all in the ring together. )

( DING! DING! DING! )

Vincent Price: Welcome back everyone! It looks like Trent and Pr0xy are starting this out! And both men start out in the center of the ring and lock up then Pr0xy knees him in the stomach then irish whips him into the corner and runs full speed at him and Trent dodges out of the way and runs at him and connects with a splash and goes for the bulldog and it connects!!

Chris Walker: Trent looks proud of himself here as he walks to Pr0xy and picks him up by his head and Pr0xy is fighting back as he delivers blows to Trents stomach and Trent knees him in the face hard!!!

Vincent Price: Trent picks Pr0xy up again and drives him into the corner to Pr0xy's corner and Stan mysteriously tags himself in and Trent has no idea of it as Trent drags Pr0xy to the middle of the ring and lifts him on his shoulders for the Crosswire and Stan breaks it up by connecting with a dropkick to Trent’s knee!

Chris Walker: And Stan picks up Trent and woah with a kick to the back of the head!! And hes crawling to make a tag to Chris Elite but Stand grabs his foot and woah Trent kicks him halfway across the ring and Trent reaches Chris Elite for the tag! Chris Elite comes in fired up and clotheslines Stan and then connects with an enziguri to the back of the head and then he runs to the ropes and the shining wizard connects as he goes for the cover!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent Price: Stan kicks out holding his lip and Chris Elite is back up to his feet in a hurry and is measuring Stan.... and he sets him up for the Flat Liner! Stan easily slips out of it and then Chris Elite goes for a clothesline but Stan ducks underneath and connects with a german suplex! Stan gets up and walks to his corner and tags in Pr0xy as he is bleeding from his lip and Pr0xy comes in and just stomps away at Chris and hits a big elbow drop!!!

Vincent Price: Pr0xy picks him up by his hair and just tries the superkick right there but Chris Elite catches it and connects with the dragonscrew and Pr0xy looks in big pain! Trent looks fired up over there and looks like he wants in this match and Chris Elite is just about there and wait hey look Stan just got in the ring and dragged Chris away from Trent and Trent comes in and clotheslines Stan over the top rope and then Pr0xy superkicks Trent out of the ring then woah Chris Elite rolls up Pr0xy!!!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEE---

Chris Walker: Pr0xy kicks out of it at the last second! Chris Elite rises to his feet and hits a dropkick but Pr0xy saw it coming and slides out of the way! A DDT!! Pr0xy just connected a DDT on Elite right when he got back to his feet! Both men rise to their feet at the same time! Chris Elite hits a Pele kick on Pr0xy! Chris is trying to scramble his way to Trent! Trent looks absolutely fired up wanting in this match! He’s ready! Stan’s going crazy trying to get Pr0xy’s attention to stop Chris from making the tag. Pr0xy instead makes the tag in for Stan as Stan darts at Chris Elite! Elite reaches for the tag! Wait… WHAT’S TRENT DOING?!

Vincent Price: Trent just hopped off the apron and is now walking up the ramp… He’s leaving Chris Elite in the ring by himself! Why is he doing this?! Chris is looking on like he just saw a ghost. AND OH! Stan pushes Elite against the ropes then rolls him up!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Satellite” by Rise Against begins to play as Stan and Pr0xy have their hands held high in victory. )

AJ Richards: And your winners… STAANNNNN STRONGGGGG AND SPYDRRRR_PR0XXYYY!!!

Chris Walker: A very good match indeed, but one can only wonder why Trent left the ring after looking pumped to get tagged in.

Vincent Price: He’s looking on at the top of the ramp with this grin on his face. Elite stares out at Trent in just absolute disgust.

Chris Walker: Is this the start of something between these two?

Vincent Price: No matter, we’ll be right back after this quick commercial break! Stay tuned for more excitement on XMW’s rebirth show!

( The camera fades while Chris Elite and Trent Richards are having an intense staredown. Trent walks backstage and the camera fades to commercial break. )

( Commercial Break )

( The camera cuts to Nick Angel’s office where Nick Angel is sitting doing some paperwork. You hear a knock on his door. )

Nick Angel: Come in.

( The door opens and Adrian Thorne walks in. Nick Angel gets a grin on his face. )

Nick Angel: Please, sit down.

( Adrian sits in the chair and takes a deep breath. )

Nick Angel: Let’s just cut to the chase. I see you being the face of Xtreme Mayhem Wrestling as of this very moment. There’s something about you that just makes me believe you’re going straight to the top and I want to help you with that.

Adrian Thorne: What makes you think I need your help?

( Nick chuckles. )

Nick Angel: Trust me, you’re gonna want my help.

( Nick’s phone starts ringing. )

Nick Angel: I hate to cut this short, but I gotta answer this. We’ll talk soon.

( Adrian Thorne gets up and walks out of the office. He closes the door behind him. TLA walks around the corner and sees Adrian Thorne walking out of the GM’s office. )

( The camera fades to the ring where AJ Richards is standing by. )

AJ Richards: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!

( "Sick of It" by Skillet Hits as the crowd goes wild. )

AJ Richards: Introducing first... from Memphis, Tennessee... weighing in at two hundred and forty four pounds... "THE CEREBRAL SUBMISSIONIST" A-WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL!!!

( A-Will comes out looking intense and focused as he makes his way into the ring. )

Vincent Price: Antonio Williams is here in XMW and all he’s caring about right now is the man he’s about to face!.

Chris Walker: I’ve heard that this will be a pretty good match, but we can only see here in just a minute!

( “The Val Venis Song” by King Louie hits as the crowd boos loudly. )

AJ Richards: And his opponent from Stockton, California... weighing in at two hundred and nineteen pounds... SAMUUUEEEEEL KING!!!

( Samuel King comes out rubbing body oil on his chest as he hits on random women at ringside. The women all pass out from his immense sexiness. )

Vincent Price: The ladies go crazy for this man. I can already see his future in XMW now.

Chris Walker: All I can see is the ladies chanting his name throughout this entire match.

( DING! DING! DING! )

Vincent Price: We are underway in what is sure to be yet another example of why XMW is already the hottest wrestling company in the world. Our gathering of talent is unparalleled and we are just getting started!

Chris Walker: Samuel and A-Will lock up in the middle of the ring! A-Will gets the advantage over Samuel and shoves him into the corner! A-Will kicks Samuel King in the gut and connects with a Snap Suplex! King gets back up and A-Will catches him with yet another Snap Suplex! A-Will is showing why he is a submission specialist as he connects with those vicious Snap Suplexes! Suplexes? Suplei? How do you say it?

Vincent Price: A-Will gets Samuel King up against the turnbuckle and begins assaulting him with violent back chops! A-Will starts to light up Samuel King with vicious chops until he falls to the ground writhing in pain. A-Will is systematically destroying his opponent here tonight!  A-Will goes to pick up Samuel King who grabs him by the tights and throws him backwards, shoulder first into the turnbuckle. A-Will collides shoulder first with a crack as he yells out in pain.

Chris Walker: Samuel King kicking A-Will's ass like he was born to do it. That's how you get the job done people! Samuel King pulls A-Will back and rams his head into the mat. Samuel King applies a devastating armbar to A-Will as a loud creaking noise is heard while he wrenches his arm back as far as he can.

Vincent Price: BAH GAWD HE'S GONNA BREAK HIS ARM!!! A-Will grabs onto the rope forcing Samuel King to break the hold. Samuel King climbs to the top rope and leads off with a Phoenix Splash! The cover! )

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Walker: Oh my! A-Will kicks out! This is quite the contest here tonight wouldn't you say my brethren?

Vincent Price: I sure would! But I can't say that A-Will is enjoying himself as Samuel King is kicking his skull in as we speak. Samuel King repeatedly drives his boot into the head of A-Will refusing to let him get back up. Samuel King walks around the ring with his fists in the air.

Chris Walker: This is absolutely beautiful Vincent! A celebration of King's dominance! A-Will gets back up but Samuel King catches him from behind with a German Suplex! Samuel King follows through with Triple Impact! Three German Suplexes in a row ending with a German Suplex Pin! Samuel covers!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent Price: NO A-WILL KICKS OUT! The will of this man is top notch. No pun intended.

Chris Walker: You’re so lame…

Vincent Price: Samuel reaches to bring A-Will back up to a vertical base… A-WILL ROLLS SAMUEL UP FOR THE PIN! WHAT A COUNTER!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Chris Walker: I’m pretty sure A-Will just shocked Samuel with that roll up! You can see it in his eyes. Both men stand face to face in the middle of the ring. They lock up! A-Will gets the advantage. He’s got Samuel in a headlock position! Samuel pushes A-Will off, sending him against the ropes. Samuel bends down and A-Will knees Samuel in the face, bringing back to a vertical base. A-Will starts delivering some hard knife-edge chops to the chest. One after another, backing him up into the ropes. A-Will sends Samuel with an irish whip to the other side of the ring. He rebounds off the ropes…

Vincent Price: A-Will slides to the back of Samuel and connects with a german suplex! He’s still got the hold locked tight! He connects with another german suplex! A-Will still isn’t letting go as he connects with the third straight german suplex! Three german suplexes in a row! A-Will is staring down at Samuel. HE’S GOING FOR THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! HE’S ALMOST GOT IT LOCKED IN! SAMUEL IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE HERE! AND… SAMUEL ROLLS A-WILL UP INTO A PIN!

Ref: ONEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEE---

Chris Walker: A-WILL KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! A-Will instantly gets back to a vertical base. He seems to be measuring Samuel for something… Samuel gets up on his feet… Turns around… A-WILL CONNECTS THE SPEAR ON SAMUEL! HE’S GOT THE COVER!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Sick of It” by Skillet begins to play as A-Will gets his hand raised in victory. )

AJ Richards: And your winner… AAAA-WWILLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Vincent Price: That was a hell of a match these two just put on for us. Samuel had good control over the match for the most part, almost securing a pinfall towards the end. A-Will was able to overcome that and take the victory when it was all said and done.

Chris Walker: I’ll tell you what… These two have a bright future ahead of them if they keep this up. I see amazing things coming their way after this match. Hopefully we see something soon.

Vincent Price: Agreed, Chris. No matter, we’ll be right back after this commercial break!

( Commercial Break )

( The camera cuts to the ring where it is decorated in the Mile High Club set, the ring now has a couch in it, a leather chair, a velvet carpet and a fake tree behind the couch. )

( “The Phoenix” by Fall Out Boy hits to a loud pop. Matt Miles walks out wearing aviators, black jeans and a leather jacket. He walks down to the ring, high fiving all of the fans as he walks down the ramp. He is getting a loud cheer from the fans. He climbs into the ring and grabs a microphone. )

Matt: Welcome everybody to the first ever edition of the greatest talk show of all time! I am your favourite host, Matt Miles!

( The crowd give off a big cheer. )

Matt: As it is the first ever show, I had to go all out and bring in a big star. Here he is, the man who has the privilege of being the first guest on The Mile High Club, Thom-----

( Thomas Minns’ theme hits before Matt Miles can finish his introduction. Thomas Minns walks out wearing a crisp, navy blue suit. He is also rocking a pair of black ray bans and a rolex. He slowly walks down the ramp without even glancing at any of the fans. He walks up the steps, into the ring and is snatches the other microphone from Matt Miles’ hand. )

Matt: That was a bit premature wasn’t it?

Thomas: I thought you’d be used to things being premature.

(There isn’t a single laugh in the house)

Matt: Tough crowd. Are we having a sunglasses off or something here?

( The crowd bursts into laughter and cheers Matt Miles. )

Thomas: I understand that none of you imbeciles could possibly comprehend my witty humour, just start the show, Matt.

( Thomas Minns sits on the couch as Matt Miles sits on the leather chair. )

Matt: Let’s get started now shall we? First of all, how are you today, Thomas?

Thomas: Who cares how I am? Don’t be an idiot and ask some real questions.

Matt: Alrighty then, are you excited for the return of the greatest wrestling company in the world, Xtreme Mayhem Wrestling?

Thomas: It’s just another place to showcase my ability to absolute peasants and wrestle people that aren’t even close to be as good as me.

Matt: Well, I for one am very excited about the return.

Thomas: Of course you are, you might actually stand a chance of competing here.

Matt: What’s that supposed to mean?

Thomas: Nothing. I think it’s fantastic that a man that who has been such a failure in the past still wants to carry on being a professional wrestler, how inspiring.

Matt: Ermm, well thanks?

Thomas: I truly mean it, despite all of your disgraceful performances and all of those losses you just keep on fighting. All of the BA Star kids around the world must love you.

Matt: How do you get off coming on my show and insulting me like this?

Thomas: What are you talking about, Matt? I am complimenting you. I genuinely think that it’s fantastic that you haven’t killed yourself by now.

( Matt is getting incredibly frustrated now at Thomas Minns’ backhanded compliments, he is getting very restless. )

Matt: Who do you think you are? You are not god’s gift to earth like you think you are.

Thomas: Let’s face it, Matt. You’re an embarrassment. You were hyped up to be so much and you just delivered so so little. How does it make you feel that you constantly let down all of these fans? All these kids that wear your t-shirts for some odd reason, you’re embarrassing them. Here’s a message to all the kids, Matt Miles is not the hero that you think he is. He’s a fraud.

Matt: I think you should really stop insulting me, Thomas.

Thomas: What if I don’t? What are you going to do, Matt? You’re not tougher than me, you know that for a fact.

( Matt Miles stands up which leads to Thomas Minns doing the same. They both get in each other’s face. They both shout abuse at each other before Thomas Minns cheap shots Matt Miles which echoes throughout the area over the microphone. Matt Miles fights back with a few punches and a clothesline knocking Thomas Minns to the ground. Matt Miles goes for the Fame Dropped but Thomas Minns rolls out the ring. )

Matt: Who the fuck do you think you are? Don’t cheap shot me and then run away with your tail tucked firmly between your legs. Come fight me like a real man!

( Thomas Minns mouths no and wags his finger before holding his hand and walking back. He turns around before shouting abuse at Matt Miles. )

Matt: You’ve met a dead end, pal!

( The camera starts to fade with Thomas Minns and Matt Miles staring each other down. )

( Commercial Break )

( The camera fades back in to the announcers table where Chris Walker and Vincent Price are chatting amongst themselves. )

Vincent Price: And we’re back! Affliction is brought to you LIVE from the Allstate Arena in Oakland, California! What a show we’ve had so far tonight!

Chris Walker: We’ve seen some great things thus far and it’s just going to get better from this point on! I see huge things happening tonight and the coming weeks leading into Destiny!

Vincent Price: Let’s not waste anymore time! It’s time for Isaac Hunter and Michael Jordan in one on one action!

( The camera cuts to AJ Richards standing by in the ring. )

AJ Richards: This match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first…

( “Bones” by Young Guns begins to play. Isaac Hunter makes his way to the ring getting a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the crowd. )

AJ Richards: Weighing in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds… From Las Vegas, Nevada… He is “The Death Adder”... ISAAACCCCCC HUNTERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

( “187” by Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg begins to play as Michael Jordan makes his way to the ring with his manager/fiance, Mia Cullen. )

AJ Richards: And his opponent… From Lansing, Michigan… Weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds… He is “The Best of the Midwest”... MICHAELLLLLLLLLLL JORDANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Chris Walker: Jordan follows Hunter over to the corner, but Hunter throws Jordan into the corner and begins to nail right hands into his head, over and over, as the referee begins to count to five, demanding Hunter lay back!!

Vincent Price: Isaac throws Michael right into the ring ropes, and Michael bounces off quickly and Hunter nails him with a clothesline which is quickly ducked before connecting, and Michael Jordan comes back with a quick lariat of his own!

Chris Walker: Jordan picks up Hunter, nailing a couple right hands into Hunters head.. but Hunter ducks a huge blow, and then Hunter rolls up Michael, even grabbing his tights!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!......

TW--

Vincent Prince: But Jordan slowly rolls out of it, and gets back on his feet as Hunter charges full force at Jordan.. and Jordan quickly throws up his boot into the midsection, and then throws him into the turnbuckles.

Chris Walker: Jordan follows Hunter over to the corner, but Hunter throws Jordan into the corner and begins to nail right hands into his head, over and over, as the referee begins to count to five, demanding Hunter lay back!!

Vincent Price: Hunter backs up, and then quickly goes back onto Jordan, and begins to nail more right hands, with each blowing being even harder than the last! The referee finally steps in, and reprehends Isaac Hunter off of Michael!

Chris Walker: Hunter backs off once more, as the referee has demanded, and then Michael SLAPS Hunter in the face!! This fuses something inside of Hunter, and Hunter TAKES DOWN JORDAN TO THE MAT, AND BEGINS TO PILE IN BLOWS AND PUNCHES AND ELBOWS INTO JORDAN!!

Vincent Price: Hunter rolls up and DROPKICKS JORDAN, and JORDAN WAS IN A SEATED POSITION!! Hunter drops down, and quickly shoots the half!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!......

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!.............

Chris Walker: But Jordan rolls a shoulder up, in the nick of time! Mia Cullen, Jordan's ring manager is cheering him on at ringside... trying to get him back into this match and hopefully, for Jordan, to get a victory!

Vincent Price: Indeed.. Nick is announcing something tonight about the current XMW championships.. and with a win tonight, Jordan could put himself in the hunt for a title!

Chris Walker: Jordan is back to a vertical base, and Hunter quickly rolls out of the ring, running away from Jordan.. but is confronted by Mia Cullen!! MIA SLAPS ISSAC HUNTER!! And Jordan comes from behind, rolling out of the ring and PUSHES Hunter right into the steel steps!! This is NOT a disqualification, this is all legal.. EVERY match HAS NO RULES!

Vincent Price: Jordan picks up the steel step and tosses it into the ring. Jordan picks up Hunter, and the rolls himself back into the ring. Jordan slowly picks up Hunter.. but HUNTER QUICKLY GRABS JORDAN AND CONNECTS A PERFECTLY EXECUTED SUPLEX!!

Chris Walker: And... MICHAEL JORDAN LANDS PERFECTLY ON THE STEEL STEPS!! WOW!! Jordan seems to be hurt here.. and Hunter goes for the cover, on the steel steps.. but oh no!! Jordan's ring manager, Mia is distracting the referee!! The referee is too busy dealing with Mia!

Vincent Price: Jordan is recovering, getting back to his feet.. and he spins Hunter around, who was trying to get Mia to back off.. and OH MY!! BLACK BOMB!! HE'S G-- NO!! HUNTER BEGINS TO THROW IN BLOWS TO THE HEAD OF JORDAN!! JORDAN DROPS HUNTER DOWN.. and Mia is still on the ring apron.. and Isaac Hunter PUSHES Michael Jordan right into the ropes!!

Chris Walker: AND MIA CULLEN FALLS OFF THE APRON, AND SHE LOOKS HURT!! BUT FROM BEHIND IS ISAAC HUNTER!! Hunter spins Michael Jordan around, and Jordan goes to nail him with a clothesline, but its ducked, and countered... SIN CITY SMASH!! A PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! IT CONNECTS!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!......

TWO!!!!!!!!!.......

THREEEEEEEEE!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Bones” by Young Guns begins to play as the referee raises Isaac’s hand in victory. )

AJ Richards: Here is your winner........ ISSSSSSSSAAAACCCCCCC HUNNNNNNNNTEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!

Vincent Price: Big victory here in the re-debut of XMW for Isaac Hunter! Isaac could have just entered himself into a championship match here pretty soon in XMW. He could be headed for a WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, or even, a Universal Championship Match, but.. impressive victory for Hunter!

Chris Walker: Absolutely, Vincent. Isaac and Michael impressed me here tonight, especially Isaac pulling off the victory. We’ll be right back after this quick commercial break!

( Commercial Break )

( The camera cuts back to the ring where Alex Wolfe and Chris Houston are already in the ring. )

Chris Walker: Welcome back to Affliction! Wolfe and Houston are ready for this match to start so let’s get started!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Vincent Price: This match is now underway! Alex Wolfe and Chris Houston lock up in the middle of the ring. Wolfe kicks Houston in the gut and irish whips him against the ropes! Houston comes back… POETIC JUSTICE!!! WOLFE JUST CONNECTED THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH! HE COVERS!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Power” by Kanye West starts playing as Alex Wolfe gets his hand raised in victory. )

AJ Richards: And here is your winner... ALEX WOLFE!!!!

( “Jungle” by X Ambassadors starts to play. )

Chris Walker: Wait… What’s this?

( Yasuo comes running over the barricade and slides into the ring. Alex Wolfe just stands there. )

Vincent Price: What is he doing out here? He’s staring Alex Wolfe down!

Chris Walker: OH MY GOD! YASUO IS LOCKING IN THE SCORPION CROSSLOCK HE CALLS DRAGONS EMBRACE ON CHRIS HOUSTON! CHRIS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! YASUO ISN’T LETTING GO! WHY IS HE DOING THIS?!

Vincent Price: Wolfe pulls Yasuo off! They stand face to face now as the tension between the two rises.

Alex Wolfe: Why the fuck would you do that? Huh?

( Yasuo stays silent and doesn’t move at all. )

Vincent Price; Wolfe just walks out of the ring and walks backstage. Yasuo is still just standing there above Chris Houston’s lifeless body.

Chris Walker: I’m still trying to figure out what Yasuo’s purpose was behind that…

Vincent Price: I’m sure we’ll hear something soon about it.

( The camera cuts backstage to Trent Richards walking through the halls. Suddenly Chris Elite runs up to him, blocking Trent’s path. )

Chris Elite: What the hell was that about tonight?

( Trent stays silent. )

Chris Elite: ANSWER ME! Why did you walk away from our match?!

( Trent turns around and walks the other way, leaving Chris Elite standing there, furious. )

( Commercial Break )

( The camera fades back in, where AJ Richards is standing by. )

Chris Walker: Welcome back! We’re about to begin our main event of the evening!

Vincent Price: I’m pretty excited for this match. A lot of great potential about to be in the ring.

AJ Richards: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! Introducing first…

( “Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by 2Pac begins to play as TLA and Matt Miles make their way to the ring. )

AJ Richards: Weighing in at a combined weight of four hundred and twenty six pounds… The team of… TLAAAAAA AND MATTT MILESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

( “Wild Eyes” by Parkway Drive begins to play. )

AJ Richards: And their opponents…

( Kale Mercer and Adrian Thorne make their way to the ring. )

AJ Richards: At a combined weight of four hundred and fifty two pounds… The team of… KALEEEE MERRCERRRRR AND ADRIAAAANNNNN THORNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

( DING! DING! DING! )

Chris Walker: Adrian Thorne and Matt Miles will be starting off this match. TLA and Kale step outside the ropes. Matt puts his hand out to shake Adrian’s hand, but Adrian smacks it away and starts throwing punches at his face. Adrian backs Matt up to the ropes, then whips him across the ring. Matt comes back and Adrian bends forward to flip Matt over his back. Matt knees Adrian in the face, then connects with a neckbreaker right after. Adrian immediately gets back to a vertical base. Matt kicks Adrian in the gut, then drops him with a DDT!

Vincent Price: Matt goes for the quick cover!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Vincent Price: And a kick out right as the ref was saying one! TLA has his hand out, itching to get into the ring. Matt walks over to TLA and tags him in. He walks over to Adrian who is slowly getting to his feet. AND OH! A LOW BLOW TO TLA FROM ADRIAN! That is completely legal! Adrian gets back to his feet and makes the tag with Kale Mercer! Kale walks in and immediately starts stomping on every limb of TLA’s. Kale drags a downed TLA to the corner. He grabs the turnbuckle, jumps up, then lands on TLA’s forehead with a knee drop! Kale taunts TLA and the crowd starts booing!

Chris Walker: Kale grabs TLA by the neck and pulls him up to a vertical base, He throws a couple elbows to TLA’s jaw, then connects with a snap suplex. Kale walks back over to Adrian and tags him in. Adrian runs at TLA and dives with an elbow straight to the chest. Adrian goes for another elbow drop, but TLA rolls out of the way. TLA gets to a vertical base, then Adrian does right after. TLA sprints at Adrian! Adrian jumps over TLA and TLA comes back, bouncing off the ropes! Adrian drops to the ground, making TLA jump over him! TLA comes back again and dropkicks Adrian while he’s in the air after attempting to jump over him again!

Vincent Price: TLA brings Adrian to a vertical base and twists his arm. He twists it for a second time, then walks over to Matt and he tags himself in. Matt climbs onto the top turnbuckle! And Matt jumps off with an elbow to Adrian’s twisted arm! Matt charges at Adrian and plows him over with a vicious clothesline! Matt goes for the cover!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Chris Walker: Adrian kicks out at two! Matt’s not wasting any time here as he’s got Adrian in a headlock now! Adrian is trying to fight it! Matt tightens the hold! Adrian is slowly getting up, now on his knees. He starts elbowing Matt in the chest, trying to push him off of him. Adrian is at a vertical base now. He sends a couple more elbows to Matt’s chest, forcing him to release the hold. Matt charges at Adrian… AND ADRIAN SLAMS MATT WITH A POWERSLAM! That’s just what he needed to get back into this!

Vincent Price: Adrian grabs Matt by the hair and pulls him to a vertical base and drags him over near the turnbuckle. He gets Matt in the reverse STO position… REVERSE STO INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! GOOD LORD THAT HAD TO HURT! Adrian drags Matt over to Kale and Kale tags himself in while Adrian is holding Matt down. Kale gets onto the top turnbuckle! LEG DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE! IT CONNECTS! Kale goes for the cover!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Walker: Kick out right after the two count! Kale goes to pick up Matt… POSSUM PIN! MATT ROLLS UP KALE!

Ref: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chris Walker: Kale kicks out! What a sneaky move by Matt that almost secured him and TLA the victory. WAIT WHAT’S THIS?!

( Thomas Minns walks down to the ring and just stands there. )

Vincent Price: What the hell is he doing out here?! TLA is distracted by him, yelling at him to go away. AND OH! ADRIAN COMES RUNNING THROUGH AND DROPKICKS TLA OFF THE ROPES AND HE LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADES! Matt is distracted by Thomas, but hears Adrian walking and turns around to Kale but is able counter Kale and connect a drop toe hold! He goes to pick Kale up, but Kale uppercuts him. Kale gets up and then connects with an inverted DDT. Kale walks over to Adrian and tags him in. Adrian walks over to Matt and brings him to a vertical base.

Chris Walker: Adrian whips Matt into the ropes and clotheslines him! Kale notices that TLA is getting up and walks over to him. Kale pulls TLA up and TLA starts throwing a fury of punches at Kale. Matt gets back up and Adrian whips him again. TLA grabs Kale’s head… AND HE DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! NOT ONCE! NOT TWICE! BUT THREE TIMES! Adrian jumps over Matt and Matt stops himself by grabbing the ropes. He stares out at Thomas Minns who is still just standing there. ADRIAN FROM BEHIND ROLLS MATT UP!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent Price: OH TLA WAS RIGHT THERE TO BREAK UP THE PIN BUT COULDN’T GET IT IN TIME! KALE AND ADRIAN WIN DUE TO THOMAS MINNS’ DISTRACTION!

( DING! DING! DING! )

( “Wild Eyes” by Parkway Drive begins to play as Adrian rolls out of the ring and picks up Kale Mercer. They both begin to walk up the ramp, but stop halfway to celebrate. )

AJ Richards: Your winners… ADRIANNNNNNN THORNEEEE AND KALEEEE MERCERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

( The cameras cut to the announcer table. )

Chris Walker: What a cheap way to win the match, but they have the victory. One can only wonder what Thomas Minns is up to and why he would come out here during this match.

Vincent Price: Isn’t it obvious, Chris? He has beef with Matt Miles and decided to interrupt his match, making him lose. Which he did just that and without even having to get in the ring.

Chris Walker: I’m sure Matt will have something to say about it next week on The Mile High Club. Or maybe even before. Who knows?

Vincent Price: I’m looking forward to a lot of explanations next week. Specifically from Trent Richards and Thomas Minns.

( Nick Angel’s theme song plays as the crowd gets ecstatic. Nick walks out to the ring. )

AJ Richards: Ladies and gentlemen… The General Manager of Affliction… NICKKKKKKKK ANGELLLLLLL!!!!!!

( Nick steps into the ring and a mic gets handed to him by AJ Richards. )

Crowd: XMW! XMW! XMW!

Nick Angel: Okay, okay, settle down. I know you’re all excited, but I have HUGE news for XMW.

( The crowd calms down. )

Nick Angel: As you all know, XMW has three Championships. Well, as of right now. I’m about to make some changes to that right now. The Championships XMW will now have goes as follows:

( XMW Official walk out, each with a Championship Belt covered by a black cloth in their hands. The Officials get in the ring right next to Nick Angel lined up in a specific position. )

Nick Angel: THE XMW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Nick Angel takes off one of the cloths revealing https://i.imgur.com/ljffDpl.png. )

Nick Angel: THE XMW UNCENSORED CHAMPIONSHIP!

( He takes off another cloth revealing https://i.imgur.com/dOCFOWU.png. )

Nick Angel: THE XMW UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Another cloth is taken off revealing https://i.imgur.com/0wKpZJS.png. )

Nick Angel: THE XMW HYBRID CHAMPIONSHIP!

( Another cloth is taken off revealing https://i.imgur.com/eh6pac4.png. )

Nick Angel: I’ll explain these Championships in just a second. I wanted to show you guys the last Championship, that will be inactive for the time being, but will still be an XMW Championship. So, without further adieu… THE XMW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!

( The last cloth is taken off revealing https://i.imgur.com/WkBg05k.png. )

( The crowd starts a simultaneous clap that echoes throughout the arena. Nick walks over to the Tag Team and Hybrid Championships )

Nick Angel: We’ll start from the bottom… The Tag Team Championships will be inactive considering there aren’t any tag teams at this point to even have them active. With that being said, let me explain the Hybrid Championship. There are two belts, two champions, but no tag teams. The belts can be defended and lost separately. For instance, if Jacob Steele and I held the belts, and I lost the belt to Adrian Thorne, then Jacob Steele and Adrian Thorne would be the Hybrid Champions. The belts can be defended in Tag Team matches where both belts would be on the line. ALSO… If you’re challenging in one on one action, it’s a possibility you can face EITHER Hybrid Champion. Just make sure you remember that when you’re getting ready for your match.

( Nick stops for a second then walks over to the Universal Championship. )

Nick Angel: And now for the Universal Championship… It’s just like any other Championship, except for this one thing… Once you’ve successfully defended the Universal Championship at least three times, you may cash in the Championship for a shot at the XMW World Heavyweight Championship. At that point, whether you win or lose the World Heavyweight Championship, the Universal Championship will be vacated and up for grabs.

( Nick steps over to the Uncensored Championship. )

Nick Angel: The Uncensored Championship is pretty much your normal midcard Championship. Not much else to it.

( Nick makes his final steps to the World Heavyweight Championship. )

Nick Angel: The most prestigious Championship in XMW. You win the World Heavyweight Championship, you are considered one of the best, if not the best in all of XMW. Plain and simple.

( Nick signals for the Officials to leave as they take the Championships backstage. )

Nick Angel: Thank you guys, you are dismissed. Moving along now… Next on the list is discussing XMW’s first FPV, Destiny!

( The crowd gets ecstatic. )

Nick Angel: Destiny has been announced to take place on September 6th, 2014 at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California!

Crowd: XMW! XMW! XMW!

Nick Angel: Here’s a couple things I’m going to announce about what’s going to happen at Destiny…

Crowd: WHAT?!

Nick Angel: Concerning the XMW Uncensored Championship… There will be an XMW Uncensored Championship match that will take place at Destiny… IN A TRIPLE THREAT HELL FROM ABOVE MATCH!!!

( The crowd rise to their feet, cheering. )

Nick Angel: For those who don’t know what the Hell From Above Match is, let me explain. It’s pretty much a Hell In A Cell match, just with a twist. On top of the cell lays two ladders. 20 feet above the cell will hang the Uncensored Championship. In order to win the match and for someone to become the first ever XMW Uncensored Champion, you must climb to the top of the cell, set up a ladder, climb 20 feet above the cell and unlatch the Championship. Beware… You’re already on top of a cell… Imagine being 20 more feet above the cell… If you cherish your lives, I would do everything in your power not to fall off…

( He takes a deep breath before speaking again. )

Nick Angel: That’s not it for the Uncensored Championship… I said there will be a match, but not how we will decide who will be in that match. With there being 5 more Affliction shows after this one, this is how the 3 participants in the Triple Threat Hell From Above Match will be determined… There will be a series of matches between 6 of XMW’s Warriors that I’m about to announce. In this series, you will be allotted points for a victory, points taken from a loss, and a point for a draw. With a victory, you get 3 points. With a loss, you lose 3 points. With a draw, both competitors, or all, get 1 point each. If there’s a match with 3 or more competitors in it, the winner will gain a point for every extra opponent. Say there’s a fatal four way match, the winner of that match will get 5 points instead of 3. The Warrior who gets pinned in that match will be the one that loses the 3 points. The top 3 Warriors with the most points the week before Destiny will be in the Triple Threat Hell From Above Match for the XMW Uncensored Championship!

( Nick pulls out a piece of paper out of his pocket and unfolds it. )

Nick Angel: The six Warriors that will take place in this Uncensored Championship Series will be…

( He clears his throat. )

Nick Angel: ISAAC HUNTER!!!!!!!

( Isaac Hunter walks out onto the stage as there’s a mix between cheers and boos throughout the crowd. )

Nick Angel: AAAAA-WILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

( A-Will walks out onto the stage and the crowd erupts into a roar of cheers. )

Nick Angel: STANNNNNN STRONGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

( Stan Strong emerges onto the stage as the crowd is still cheering. )

Nick Angel: MICHAELLLL JORDANNNNNNN!!!!!!

( Michael Jordan walks out onto the stage with a mixed reaction from the crowd. )

Nick Angel: XMW’s newest Warrior… RANDDYYYY REAUMEEEEEE!!!!!

( Randy Reaume walks out onto the stage with a roar of boos. )

Nick Angel: And lastly… IGNITEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!

( Ignitex walks out onto the stage and the crowd erupts into a roar of boos. )

Nick Angel: These six men will compete every week against one another and the top three with the most points will advance to the Triple Threat Hell From Above Match at Destiny!

( The camera pans to the six men standing on the stage as they all glare at each other. )

Nick Angel: That’ll be it for tonight everyone! We’ll see you next week for another episode of XMW’s Affliction! Thank you all for joining us on our rebirth show. We hope you enjoyed it. See you next week!

( The camera begins to fade with all six men staring each other down. )

( The camera fades to black. )

( XMW Logo Flashes )